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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第406期:You Don't Know Who I Am
One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam.2014-02-27 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第409期:Tiny Men and Tiny Women
What is a CAT?猫是什么?1. Cats do what they want.1. 猫们随心所欲。2014-03-04 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第413期:A Man's Guide to What a Wom
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.我需要一些空间。... without you in it.……没有你在里面。2014-03-10 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第415期:Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."一个病人需要进行脑移植,医生对他的家属说:“脑器官是很贵的,而且是自费的。”2014-03-12 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第410期:Men's Rules
Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.2014-03-05 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第416期:How Old Am I?
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. 有人优雅地老去,也有人挣扎着不愿面对岁月流逝的现实。2014-03-13 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第414期:He Said--She Said
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?他说……你爱我只是因为我爸爸留给我一大笔钱吗?2014-03-11 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第417期:How About My Stone?
在丈夫保罗去世一段时间之后,莉莉终于能对朋友们讲她的老公是个多么善解人意的好男人了。2014-03-14 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第419期:How to Cross a River
一天,三个男人走着走着来到一条湍急的河流前。他们要到河对岸去,却想不出怎样过河。2014-03-18 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第418期:What I Want In a Man!
22岁时:1. Handsome.1. 英俊。2. Charming.2. 迷人。3. Financially successful.3. 富有。2014-03-17 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第421期:Whom to Marry
There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $ 5000 and see how each of them spends it.2014-03-20 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第420期:Women's Language Translate
Yes. = No.好的。=不好。No. = Yes.不好。=好的。Maybe. = No.也许吧。=不好。2014-03-19 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第422期:Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect ch..2014-03-21 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第423期:Creative Wrong Answers
下面这些奇思妙语是从大中小学的试卷和作文中收集来的。正如一个老师所说:“学生们在紧迫的考试时间里和分数的重压下写出的这些精灵古怪的东西真是令人称奇呀!”2014-03-24 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第424期:Why Teachers Go Crazy
TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called?老师:彼得,树的最外层叫做什么?PETER: I don't know, Ma'am.彼得:老师,我不知道。2014-03-25 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第425期:You Know the History
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡,上帝问他:“你怎么啦?”2014-03-26 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第426期:Comparing Men/Women at the ATM.
Instructions for the guys:男人的步骤:1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前;2. Insert Card 2. 插卡2014-03-27 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第427期:What's a Man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里,夏娃叫住了上帝。2014-03-28 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第428期:Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly.2014-03-31 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第429期:It's Better to Be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。2014-04-01 编辑:Aimee