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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第426期:Comparing Men/Women at the ATM.
Instructions for the guys:男人的步骤:1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前;2. Insert Card 2. 插卡2014-03-27 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第427期:What's a Man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里,夏娃叫住了上帝。2014-03-28 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第428期:Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly.2014-03-31 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第429期:It's Better to Be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。2014-04-01 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第430期:I'll Wait for the Police
一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起,撞得很严重,两个人的车都面目全非。令人称奇的是他们两个人竟然都没事。2014-04-02 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第431期:Never Talk to the Parrot
Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了,她打电话叫修理工来。2014-04-03 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第432期:He CAN Talk
One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。2014-04-04 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第433期:Differences Between Men and Wom
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn.2014-04-08 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第434期:Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了,那么你们也许就是胖了,不要来问我们,我们拒绝回答。2014-04-09 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第435期:Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.1. 女人爱去商场购物,商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。2014-04-10 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第436期:Smart Parrot
A lady walk into a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale.一位女士走进一间宠物商店询问是否有鹦鹉出售。2014-04-11 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第441期:Book About the Elephant
The France book-1000 Ways to Cook Elephant 法国的书——大象的一千种烹饪法2014-04-18 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第438期:Poor Plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. 一位女士在等着管子工来,他本该10点来的。2014-04-15 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第439期:A Burglar in Big Trouble
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking. He shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables.2014-04-16 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第437期:The Boss
一个人走进宠物店要买一只鹦鹉。店员带他来到鹦鹉部让他选一只。那个人问道:“那只黄色的多少钱?”2014-04-14 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第440期:Elephant vs. Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer.2014-04-17 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第443期:God & Dog
On the first day of the Creation, God created the dog. 上帝造物的第一天,造出了狗。2014-04-22 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第444期:Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it,it's mine. 1. 我喜欢的东西,就是我的。2014-04-23 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第445期:Bad Seeing-Eye Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. 一天,一只导盲犬领着一个盲人在街上走。2014-04-24 编辑:Aimee
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[小故事背诵达人] 小故事背诵达人 第446期:His Mother Wants Him to Be a Do
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. 一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。2014-04-25 编辑:Aimee