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  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:时间对猪的意义

    【生词预览】rural乡村的,lift举起【笑话原文】What’s Time to A PigOne day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perh

    2011-11-14 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:妻子生气的后果

    【生词预览】energetic精力旺盛的,cross生气的【笑话原文】An Energetic wifeNeighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a b

    2011-11-16 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:数数的目的

    【生词预览】insane疯狂的,asylum精神病院,poke刺【笑话原文】ThirteenA man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he f

    2011-11-14 编辑:kekenet

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:上百个疯子

    【生词预览】senior年长的, highyway公路【笑话原文】Bad DriversThere’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be care

    2011-11-14 编辑:kekenet

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:像夫人们一样的言行举止

    【生词预览】aristocratic贵族的, excess过度,impudent无礼的【笑话原文】Impudent QuestionsA little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of

    2011-11-19 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:光着脚约会

    【生词预览】secondary school初中,ask out请某人外出【笑话原文】Go BarefootIn secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really st

    2011-11-20 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:亲情提醒

    【生词预览】freshman新生,in advance提前,warn预告, disarray混乱【笑话原文】Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit

    2011-11-25 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:医生比你懂的多

    【生词预览】cab出租车,hit碰撞【笑话原文】Knows BetterA man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor:"I think that h

    2011-11-27 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:被惩罚的原因

    【生词预览】exclaim惊叫【笑话原文】Reason of the PunishmentOne day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't d

    2011-11-21 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:我要表现得象位女士

    【生词预览】on sale廉价出售, dignified高贵的,batter连续猛击【笑话原文】I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged

    2011-11-29 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:我叔叔几月走的

    【生词预览】bow鞠躬,manner礼节,ceremony礼节【笑话原文】Which Month Did He Go AwayWhen Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had

    2011-11-23 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:明天我要当奶奶了

    【生词预览】elate使高兴,calendar日历【笑话原文】TomorrowI was elated when my son called me from Japan with the wonderful news of my grandson’s birth. I took down all the statistics and turned

    2011-12-04 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:干干净净的流浪汉

    【生词预览】portray扮演,sloppiness邋遢,scout侦探【笑话原文】Wanted to Look GoodRather than hire actors to portray homeless men, the director wanted the real deal, with all the sloppiness and despai

    2011-11-30 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:送给秘书的礼物

    【生词预览】wrap包裹【笑话原文】Gift WrappingOn the afternoon of Secretary Day, my co-worker and I finally found the time to get gifts for our secretaries. While at the store, my colleague noticed my

    2011-12-02 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:趁警察不在

    【生词预览】cop警察,viaduct立交桥【笑话原文】I Don’t See any CopsTwo Kentuckians were driving a container car down a road when they came to a viaduct. The sign said 10 feet 5 inches, so they g

    2011-12-05 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊

    【生词预览】jovial和善的,blurt脱口而出,stoop弯腰【笑话原文】How Could Anyone Stoop So LowOur manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you d

    2011-12-11 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:实用的新婚礼物

    【生词预览】acquaintance熟人,practical实用的,extinguisher灭火器【笑话原文】The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his br

    2011-12-12 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:预算超标的小偷

    【生词预览】shoplifter商店窃贼,red-handed当场抓获的,crook窃贼【笑话原文】Caught StealingA shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter

    2011-12-09 编辑:yongernd

  • [听笑话学英语] 听笑话学外语:警车也违章了

    【生词预览】hurry催促,prohibit禁止【笑话原文】All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I j

    2011-12-14 编辑:yongernd

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