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  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:历史不新鲜

    A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied:"no, I am teaching History."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答

    2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!

    Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom.Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在

    2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:我 你 她 I, You & She

    Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (the

    2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:时间对猪的意义

    One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer i

    2011-11-14 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻?Keys or Kiss?

    A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various mem

    2011-11-14 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:难兄难弟 two men

    A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h

    2011-12-01 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:关于放屁的问题

    A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&

    2011-12-02 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!

    On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill

    2011-12-16 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 女孩的名字 A Girl's Name

    When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I expl

    2011-12-30 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 孩子妈:再多买10个沙发, 我们就发家了!

    Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can par for a year of college!"wife & children: ……爸爸:这周我在沙发下面找到3.29美元。如果我们再买十个沙发,我们

    2011-12-31 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault

    Daughter: It's not my fault MotherMother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.女儿:不

    2011-12-29 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:洗苹果的有效方法

    A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

    2012-01-13 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开学了 我不喜欢新老师

    George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and the

    2012-01-19 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?

    Who was fighting?谁在打架?Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and J

    2012-01-04 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 惩罚的原因 Reason of Punishment

    One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm

    2012-01-28 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor

    "Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the mea

    2012-01-10 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:一招教你如何区分蘑菇与毒蕈

    Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年少的童子军

    2012-01-17 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind

    A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[qh]一个孩子求他爸爸,说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树[qh]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it

    2012-01-05 编辑:Jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 您的大衣着火了 Your Coat Is on Fire

    Your Coat Is on Fire[qh]您的大衣着火了 [qh]The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it

    2012-01-11 编辑:jasmine

  • [开心一笑] 法官与小偷 The thief and the judge

    It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."That's no

    2012-01-29 编辑:jasmine