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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:He Swore to Die 他发誓要
"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. He died sixty years later.“你如果拒绝和我结婚，”他发誓说，“我就要死。”她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。2008-05-09 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:My Sister's Fingers 我
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my li..2008-05-09 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Plural Form of &
Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins.老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？汤姆：男人们。老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？汤2008-05-09 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:4-4=? 四减四等于几?
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but ..2008-05-09 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Columbus' Telephone Number
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbu2008-05-05 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Essay 作文
Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..老师给学生出了作文题：“一2008-05-05 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: Th2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Whose Fault谁的错
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you!Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework i..2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:A Special Football Match特
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the tea..2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Dean's Words 院长的话
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college.学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:我不想争论
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. "All ri..2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:An Essential Correction 实
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.教师：沃尔特，你为什么2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Typing 打字
Typing 打字Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence.老师：玛丽，你的打字有进步。这儿只有2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:An Absolute Zero 零分
An Absolute Zero 零分Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.学生：我认为我不应该得零分。教授：我也这么认为，但2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:How many? 还有多少?
How many? 还有多少?Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five!老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块2008-04-22 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Who's Afraid Now? 是谁害
A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half -year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the fat2008-06-28 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Thinking Back 回忆
We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister s..2008-06-28 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:You Will Save Much M
“妈妈，你今天一定会对我满意的，”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说，“我省下了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车，而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”2008-05-25 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:I'll Carry You Down&#
我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈，您觉得不舒服吗？”“是的，我有点不舒服，”我说。“那么，您别担心晚饭了。”他向我打保票说：“我可以把你背到楼下的炉灶前去。”2008-05-25 编辑：echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Prize 奖品
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?""For natural history. Teacher asked me how m..2008-05-25 编辑：echo
